"Hey Boss-Man, did you get one of THESE yet today?"
the old rascal teased.
His crooked smile was a perfect match for the beat-up finger that shot up from his grimy fist.
"Yeah, Tom, that's my third one today," the young supervisor sighed. "You gotta get up early to be first these days."
"How about those nice folks with you?" the white-haired jokester asked, as he marched his naughty soldier up and down our line of new plant transfers.
"How 'bout you, Ma'am? And you, Fine Sir? Did YOU get one of THESE yet today?"
We laughed and continued the tour of our new home, a little more at ease than before.
After all, we'd just received a proper autoworker welcome.
There's a switch
that flips inside every autoworker's head the moment their timecard trips the turnstile.
Behind those prison-like walls lies a strange industrial freedom that empowers them to become anyone they please.
Inside "Did You Get One of THESE Yet Today", you'll discover:
Heavy-duty pranks only possible in an industrial setting.
Paybacks that take things more than a little too far.
A jaw-dropping assembly line fight between a farm girl and a biker lady.
Embarrassing situations that will make you hide your face.
Factory justice, where jerks get what they deserve - even if they are the boss.
Plus 101 Ways to Pop the Question!
Di You Get One of THESE Yet Today is an insider's welcome to the best stories the auto industry has to offer from three decades at various locations.
It's industrial-grade humor in the palm of your hand.
So, how about it?
Did You Get One of THESE Yet Today?
Here's a look at some of the chapter titles and stories you'll find inside:
Messin' With the Boss
Mr. Twinkle Toes
The Leaky High Horse
The Glitter Bomb
Overboard Paybacks
A Cure for Parking in the Aisle
A Powerful Attitude Adjustment
Magazine Madness
That's Bound to Leave a Mark
Hot Lips
Back Door Bullseye
The Weenie Roast
Horseplay
The Rude Awakening
#1 Welder
Forged in Steel
In all, Did You Get One of THESE Yet today includes 61 of the best short stories the auto industry has to offer.