In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem.
Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:
John:
Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary:
F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
Why the f*ck not?
F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.
Good f*cking idea.
English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L)
is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page,
ESF*L
provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional
d*mn
and
sh*t
to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!
“Great f*cking book!” —
Stephen King