A humorous glimpse into life on a farm. A collection of short stories that highlight the fun, the frustration and the funny smells that arrive, sometimes unexpectedly, on a farm. "High school health teachers should teach that 1+1=5 and a minivan!" Abstinence Prevents Minivans "Mirror mirror on the wall-this is NOT what adulthood looked like in the brochure!" Dr. Pendyke's Miracle Salve "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter..." Farm Hair, Don't Care