Hold onto your hats for "Harald's Gold" Dr. Billie Skye, a tough-as-nails doc, witnesses a Nigerian kid brush off a bullet-cue the bulletproof skin. Fast forward, and she's pursued by a Hausa warrior sent by Nigeria's whackjob Prez, Big Johnson Mambo-Sambo, who confuses her with Willie, her twin, now Fiona. Fiona's mission? Rescue 100 Nigerian schoolgirls from a sinister organ harvesting ring, while Billie and her love, Tucker Blue, along with other DNA-matched couples, hunt for a legendary Viking gold nugget in Scotland. Toss in a 400-year-old witch, rogue FBI agents, and a gang of anthropomorphic drones, and you've got a hilariously wicked thrill ride where science and myth collide. So buckle up for non-stop action and love in the mid-life lane!