Have you ever been on a date, in your adult life, where a parent came along for the ride or a date where you were the guest of honor but also the third wheel? What about a date where you were asked to beat someone up, had someone lick in between your fingers or chewed up food spit in your mouth? Well, welcome to my dating life. Inside this "Little Black Book" are my firsthand accounts of dates gone horribly wrong. Get ready for a ride you'll want to get off.