Surreal poems about the reality of dating in the 21st Century. "If I'd read this sooner, I would have stayed away from knives." - J. Capulet "Not quite droll enough to be mildly amusing." - E Bennet "The only love potion you'll ever need." - R. Montague "The true soul of a romantic, despite obvious, superficial deficiencies." C. D. Bergerac "The words within distill love down to it's truest essence." - Casanova "Less talent than Kit Marlow." - Shakespeare (edited)