There is a mysterious couple who live up in the woods. One is a midget covered in tattoos you can't quite pin an age on who used to work at a circus in Ohio (which was closed down years ago), and the other is a pink haired seven year old girl.. Why would these new strangers live in a tree house, own a booze drinking crow, and perform macabre magic tricks? The town drug lord is goanna find out why you need to respect short strangers, while the lazy Cop John Polanski will do nothing more than watch it all happen.. Sixty something Morty Finkelstein owns a corner market at the end of the trail (with the only gas station in town). He's happy with his lot in life, loves his wholesome yet beautiful wife, Pam. But, he is beginning to question some things about his existence. He is wondering where his life is going. He will soon begin to wonder what's real and not, despite his pot smoking habit.. One day, he gets an invitation. Curiosity drives this corner store owner to finally take a walk up the trail across the street. He hikes into the dark wooded forest, climbs up the rope ladder straight to the tree house door and knocks on it hard.. Awaiting Mr. Finkelstein is a small man proficient in performing macabre magic tricks, the pink haired girl, an insulting drunken crow, and two sharp long pink swords.