This book contains seven of the most unusual short stories ever written.
In
On the Road to Exile,
a woman travels a thousand miles on her donkey, returning to the family she left a year earlier to find the only thing that has changed is her.
The Accidental Transvestite,
a man wants only to get in his ex-girlfriend's pants but once he has them on, he soon realizes he would do anything to get them off.
How Much Further to Insanity?,
a woman boards a train that takes her to the edge of madness, confronted by the strangest circumstances that begin with the insults of an Amish passenger and ends with the deprivations of a simeopath.
She Fell to Sleep,
a man ruminates over the question of whether his girlfriend fell asleep or faked it.
Six Kittens, Six Victims,
a man and his two children stand outside a grocery store, trying to find homes for their kittens.
This is Your Life
, a man's perfect life turns complicated when his girlfriend finds him sharing a joint with two fatties, who were at his house due to unexplainable reasons.
Ode to a Shitonion,
a man wakes from a coma and recalls the circumstances that led to him being charged with "...exhibiting a flagrant disregard for the sanctity of life while satisfying unnatural sexual impulses..." and the brief courtroom drama that follows.