Time is out of joint, and Dirk Beretta, ex-poster boy for the Space Marines, is the only man who can set it right. Fleeing his bunker in the ruins of Berlin, Adolf Hitler escapes to ancient Egypt, where he can build the Fourth Reich and take over the world before anyone can oppose him. The repercussions race up the timeline to the 69th century, changing everything they touch along the way. Now Dirk must venture back in time to restore history, and save the universe from Pharaoh Adolf and the Steampunk Nazi Horde. Because, if he fails, he may never get to eat a bagel again.