I'm the type of guy you don't tell what to do.
I'm the guy who knows what he wants.
I bend the rules: things go my way, and I don't pay the consequences.
So, when I get into legal and financial trouble, I'm more than happy to take the plea deal to avoid a scandal.
And what is that deal? Playing the part of Santa in one of the largest malls in New York.
I'll get through it, go through the motions.
Then I meet Alexis. She's timid, she's innocent, she's sexy.
She should be on the Nice List for sure, but I'll put her on the Naughty List.