You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensed
Star Wars
merchandise. You’re hooked on
Elder Scrolls
and
Metal Gear
but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall.
What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from
The Geek’s Guide to Dating
. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from
First Contact
to
The Fellowship of the Ring
and beyond. Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations,
will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper.