Almighty Zeus the Bulldog was born with a secret – she's a poodle. From puppyhood she pretended to be the warrior of everyone's expectation, but such behavior resulted in being chained outdoors like an ill-mannered heathen. With great difficulty she kept secret her claim to refinement and sophistication, the defining characteristics of poodles. Eventually, that endeavor failed.
Despite valiant efforts to cloak her identity, private discomfort changed to public torture when a gathering of mutts spied her peeing on the wrong fire hydrant. In her dogmatic community, that's an absolute abomination, especially to Rex and Ralph the Rottweiler twins.
For readers constrained by
normality
, the story ends there. The saga continues for readers willing to thwart convention. By flipping to the back and reading inward, well wishers and risk takers accompany Zeus on an off-beat journey to self-admiration.
BULLIES BEWARE!
The content of this book will challenge your resolve. In fact, merely touching it in public may deodorize your image. To remain blissfully stupid, blatantly inhumane, socially undesirable and undeniably trollsome, put this book down immediately. To offset any unintended loss of patheticness recoat your mind with whatever manure sustains you.