BRODY
Okay, so I made a few mistakes. Well, eight separate mistakes if we're counting all the charges the state is holding against me. I'm not worried though. Our manager, Selene, can fix it all with her killer legal team. That's what I thought at least, before Selene informed me that she'd be putting a stop to my rockstar lifestyle. You see, in light of my recent legal troubles, Selene has issued a zero alcohol and drug policy for me and plans to hold me accountable by having a live-in babysitter move into my home and watch me all day and night. He thinks he can tame me, Brody Drake, singer and drummer for Satan's Angels, by keeping me locked up in my own home. He thinks he'll have me bending to his will but I know I'm going to make it impossible for him at every opportunity I get. They call me Sticks and I do whatever I want, whenever I want, and I don't take orders from anyone. Especially not live-in babysitters who think they're gonna fix me up and get me clean and sober. Harvey Taylor thinks he has me under his control but I'm about to throw his entire world off its axis and smile while I do it.