Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks? The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for: 1. Death by time freeze 2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream 3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book! Be sure to watch for your surroundings! Or else... ROAR!!!