TOP SECRET: This is a book about spies. One is handsome. One is beautiful. One doesn't bother combing his hair. None of these collegiate spooks seems to be able to stick to the company itinerary, for in-between foiled terrorist plots, campus purse snatchers are getting their legs broken. English professor Roger Cummings, who has never taught an English class, is the Agency man responsible for overseeing the trio at a large Midwestern university, but the fake English prof has also gone off-plot.