Tidy the F*ck Up
is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure.
is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life—perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who’d rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of
delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.
Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you’ll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection—this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.
With laugh-out-loud chapters and step-by-step tips, you’ll learn how to:
Become a decision-making badass
Ditch the crap you don’t need and keep the sh*t you love
Deal with closet chaos, junk drawers, cluttered kitchens, and more
Take back your space, your comfort, and your sanity
Perfect for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone who’s overwhelmed by clutter,
is your new favorite self-help book for turning a clusterf*ck into a clean, comfortable home. Great as a funny gift, coffee table read, or daily dose of motivation with attitude.
Get organized without the guilt. Laugh while you clean. Make your home a f*cking sanctuary.