An undated monthly planner full of sarcasm. Included is an expense list to track where the fuck your money goes, a water tracker so that you don't dehydrate your ass, goals (important shit to do list), habit tracker, and a weekly progress report so you can keep up with all the shit you've done and what the fuck you didn't do. At the end of each week you get to grade how your week was overall by checking the silly ass options provided. Oh, there's some "random shit" thrown in for your pleasure too and to close the book a special bonus area for you to write all of your "bullshit notes". This year is going to be awesome because your finally about to get shit done! - A great hilarious gift for all. Hilarious, Inspirational & Motivational! Makes a great gift for birthday, wedding, anniversary, bridesmaid, bride,colleague and coworker leaving / going away gifts, boss and team appreciation. Employee promotion present idea for her, and college student graduation too. Any occasion will do! Great for Christmas, valentines day, and galentines day gifts for friends, mothers day, thank you gifts, going away gifts for friends moving, housewarming gifts and so much more. Friendship gifts for women or for yourself! Grab one for best friend, bff, bestie, mom, wife, mother in law, daughter, daughter in law, grandma, aunt, sister, sister in law, niece, female office manager (for desk supplies), cousin, wife, girlfriend, adult granddaughter, adult goddaughter, neighbor, teacher, or nurse. Cheer up any special lady in your life! Can be given as a White Elephant Gag Gift Exchange And Stocking Stuffer for the family or as a just because / thinking of you gift.