Every child (and
some
adults) will love
Because You Farted
!
Have you ever smelled something that seemed a little "off"? You couldn't quite place it, but you knew that stinky aroma smelled familiar.
Sardines? Pig slop? The brown water at the bottom of your trash can?
Even worse: Was someone else pointing the finger at YOU?! If you noticed that everyone was walking away, coughing and waving the air away from their face, it might be...
Because You Farted!
is a whimsical, rhyming, illustrated journey through the different types of fart smells. The story follows a boy who embarrassingly discovers the joys and social catastrophes of farting in public. In the end, he comes up with an excellent strategy for how to avoid being blamed for some rather stinky smells.
WARNING: This book will improve your fart vocabulary!