Professor Balitimus Odenwilde Bleak was trapped on Earth when his Time and Space Travel Device malfunctioned during Beta-testing. Bored beyond human comprehension, he amused himself by educating the local monkeys, rewarding them with pine nuts when they correctly manipulated piles of dung... One million years later, his hopeless situation got incredibly worse when his estranged daughter wandered into his pub, setting a chain of events in motion that just might atomize the planet...