Florida journalist Dave Schlenker has seen it all in his 34 years as a newspaper and magazine columnist. Yet he chose to waste valuable ink writing about owl vomit, headless pigeons, Erik Estrada and underwear mysteries. This collection of humor columns and essays frame a life of dad fails, poultry problems, brain surgeries, blessings, and the delightful silliness of surviving. These stories are as funny as they are familiar.