So, you're interested in learning what this multi-genre, quirky-titled book is about. Well, until a box of crackers is opened, no one can know how they feel or taste.
Likewise, you don't know whether you'll like my book until you're curious enough to click on it.
Go ahead, I bet you want to, because possibly you're judging a book by its cover. (I guess that old cliché saying you can't is a myth after all. LOL)
Some contents inside are forthright, educational, insightful, and preposterous. Once you get a taste of "13 Reasons Why You Will Enjoy Reading My Book," with its versatile stories full of intrigue and wit, you will want more. Hopefully, the following poem is enticing enough:
Although there is no "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK," please satiate your hunger and enjoy a filling snack.
When you keep reading, you might learn things about yourself, and definitely plenty about me, while crying boo-hoo-hoo or laughing with glee.
Before you kick my crackers to the curb, I had better end this "blabby blurb."