How wonderful it would be if Newton had eaten the apple. Neither there would have been the theory of gravity, nor would I have progressed a chapter in physics, nor would Mukesh have spoken about apples and tomatoes that day, nor would he have eaten apples and tomatoes that day, nor would he have had an upset stomach, nor would he have cycled fast, nor would he have fallen into a pit. No falling, no injury, no breaking of hand bone, no plaster applied, no itching, no plaster biting, no plaster applied and no itching again. In his eyes, Newton was the greatest criminal in the world.