You've probably heard the old saying, "Never bring a knife to a gun fight." Well, in divorce, gun play is the least of your problems. This field manual contains the information you need to get through your divorce relatively intact. Each chapter provides a rule necessary to negotiate and subdue an estranged wife, her psychotic attorney and a family court system bent on shriveling your manhood to a permanently flacid state. For the unmarried grunts, there are even a few pre-emptive guidelines, which can be weaponized as a deterrent. Even if you only use a few of the 37 rules within, you could save yourself years of torture. When that happens, this book will have paid for itself a thousand times over. For every man considering matrimony, already married, or thinking about driving his wife out to the Mojave Desert and leaving her to fend for herself - this book is for you.