We all love to spin stories about crazy stuff that happened at weddings and honeymoons, each tale topping the previous one. But we guarantee you, this story will top them all. Only Mike's little sister could do something so stupid that it would take the CIA, the US Space Force and two lovely members of the McBride security team to come to the rescue.
Whether even they could effect a save is problematical.
Plan on a late night reading as you hastily flip pages.