Bill Zebub takes you through the years in which he transformed a photocopied fanzine into the #1 Death Metal magazine in the world. He also achieved fame in radio and in movies. This memoir is different from others because it is like reading a slapstick comedy script. Almost every success was achieved purely by accident. Before you think that Bill Zebub has the luck of the fool, he has been destroyed by bad luck constantly. You should be inspired by the fool who did everything wrong yet rose to the top. If he succeeded despite his misfortune, then you have no excuse. If you do not aspire to create any art for mass consumption, then you can enjoy the book for the bizarre stories. Indeed, you will wonder if any of them are true. How can anyone be so cursed?