Ted fancies Michael. But, Michael fancies Heather. Dick fancies them all. Heather, though, has eyes only for William, an actor who only fancies himself. Then James comes along and ruins it for everyone. Heather buries herself in books and dreams about her ultimate crush, the famous film star William Berry. But, when he actually turns up, she wonders what the hell she's going to do about it. After all, she's just a frumpy nothing known by no one while he's the ultimate god of her dreams. How can she hope to compete with the million other adoring fans? Especially when one of them happens to be her own bully boss! A fictional tale based on the hilariously sad escapades of the author when she was a PA in the BBC news department.