Gremlins have taken to the seas to begin working their daily grind in modern times. As they get their bearings, engineering officers in the merchant marine begin suffering machinery casualties, personal injury, and agonizing deaths. A Coast Guard inspector is tasked with finding out what is causing these maritime incidents and comes across a name, Harold Vinci, who has been on these vessels in the past. He must find out his connection to these monsters and bring their reign of terror to an end. As he pushes through each horror show job site, his mental health begins to falter. Relationships with friends and people in industry diminish until all he has left is the job. And working it begins to destabilize him. Harold Vinci is known in the industry as an idiot. Every ship he has ever worked on has been a problem for everybody else. As he works through his career, the incidents in which he is blamed for cause anxiety, paranoia, and other psychological ailments. As the gremlins wear down his resolve, he finds his own life beginning to unravel. Alcohol and drug use begin to replace family, friends, and good times. And then he begins to question what is real. "For Use In Prisons" is a new take on the ridiculous maritime novel, and is more than just a story about the captain and his ship. This is about the engineers and the everyday hardships they face out at sea and at home. It is a close and personal take on an industry the general public may not know much about. It shows the dangers, the joys of problem solving, and the cynical and crass personas that permeate the seas. It may make you want to give shipping a try for yourself.