Growing up in the swamps of Florida teaches you a lot of things through experience, and many of those experiences leave people staring at me with horrified faces while I laugh at my nostalgic stories of my childhood. Now, dear reader, I will share those stories with you. Each chapter begins by telling a legitimate story that occurred in my life, or the lives of those close to me, and then it changes, shifts, and delves into the world of beasts, monsters, ghosts, and other nightmares draped in Spanish Moss and hiding amongst the palmettos of my imagination.