The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. 1. Zombie bear with mysterious mushroom growing out of head (magic?) 2. Crab chock-full of food poisoning (yum!) 3. Hot nurse in hospital (where we wind up due to #2) 4. Goro, queen of the human-size cockroaches (no comment) 5. 100 ice cream mini-cups (yum!) 6. The truth behind a cult that purports to make your dreams a reality (dream on...)