Growing up in a pagan household can be tough,
Because Mom's always up to all sorts of weird stuff!
She doesn't fly her broom around,
Or wear a pointy hat,
But I know she has a wand,
And she'll use it to go Zap!
Well maybe that's not entirely true,
But the other moms, they flinch!
Whatever shall I do?
Help! My mom's a witch!