The days of wooing your love with embarrassing poetry or rambling love letters are over. Here begins the new dawn in the evolution the language of love: emoji. With a wealth of emojis on offer to convey your adoration, from kissy faces and hearts-for-eyes, to saucier combinations like the lock and key, there is no end to the ways you can declare your love. And this book will guide you through each stage of your relationship with phrases for every occasion. Step back Shakespeare: wherefore are thou, eggplant? Sections include: pick-up lines, what not to say on a first date, how to say "I love you," living together, the proposal, breaking up, love songs, and romantic films (sure you can translate Ghost , but how would you do Fifty Shades of Grey ?). You’ll never just send a boring row of hearts again.