This is the first in a series of scifi stories written to scare the living daylights out of a human being. Be warned- if you're not scared after reading this, you're an alien... This series makes a family fight against the fowl fiends from hell, sly intelligences from alien planets, mutated plants and talking pasties... Do not worry; the British Army and the Alien killers (Alkies) team up - this arms the family with the best technology and brains in the universe... Have you ever wandered what goes on in a pasty's head? Have you ever wandered what a plant thinks of? And have you ever wandered what goes on in that massive, ancient house down the road? This story gives you all the answers. At a very young age, Alex, Alphie and Jade are sent to help deal with the worst kind of problem- aliens... But not just any old aliens... Plants, pasties and a malignant intelligence... "Pastify everyone you see! They will serve more!" The voice seemed to echo as if from a long way away. But the worst thing was... It was talking inside May's head.