Arty Kopanis and Liria Czetski run off with millions in mob cash... They think they're set for life. But their plans of retirement in Barbados are cut short when Arty's father uses threats and extortion to get her back into the family "business." Forced back into the hustle, and disguised to avoid mob retaliation, Arty runs drugs over the Mexican border, and Liria deals them in San Francisco. But Liria isn't happy. She's done with the drug game... And when she begins to act strangely in their nightly telephone conversations, Arty suspects she might be having an affair. So she returns to San Francisco to find Liria not with another woman, but a man... He's a young artist named Justin Flaherty, and he's not just a little bit "off," he has some serious mental health issues. Liria says she and Justin are just friends, but Arty isn't going risk some loony tunes messing up her business and she tells him to get lost. She didn't plan for Liria to choose the crazy boy over her... When Liria leaves with Justin, Arty is devastated. But she has a plan...a plan to win Liria back, get revenge on Justin, and maybe make a little money on the side... It may not be right, but all is fair in love and war.