Millie Barton is . She's even more bored than you, and you're back in for the ! She also happens to possess an and skill. So secret, in fact, that she doesn't even know about it herself. Millie lives in the entirely unremarkable village of Harpleford, with her gaming-obsessed brother Josh and her dull-beyond-belief parents. Her heart's bursting to explore the great outdoors, but she's barely allowed beyond the boundaries of her back garden. Then one typically tedious Saturday morning, her world gets rather literally turned upside-down by peculiar pet shop owner Mr Armitage Pitts; a man who only stocks farting hamsters, and is clearly hiding something. He leads Millie to the other side of the globe on a mission to save the planet from a terrifying techno trillionaire. And on the way, she discovers exactly what it means to be a complete ... The first book in an uproarious new adventure series, perfect for fans of Andy Shepherd, Jeff Kinney, Liz Pichon, and David Baddiel.