"Humorous, demented, wrong on so many levels, and interesting...Reminiscent of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." - Stephanie O'Guin Sixty-Nine pages of Sociopathic Sneaker Sex and Slaughter. When Woody Brewster's shoe is woken as the result of an accidental science experiment, his life is flipped on its head. This book contains human-on-tennis shoe sexuality and graphic violence committed by inanimate objects. If you've read the title, you've read the book... so not buying the book is technically theft at this point.