I'm an asshole. I got no shame in admitting it, hell my wife knew that first hand after we worked together the first time. It isn't like I tried to be this candy ass punk of a douche to sweep her off her feet. Why would I waste my fucking time with that bullshit? When I can be a complete asshole and get her on her back. Crude? Yeah, something like that. But in the end I don't give a shit, I got her. Now I just have to figure out how to get her to fall in love with me and to actually give this marriage of ours a shot. If for no other reason than at least for our daughter Emmy. 18+ Readers, Sexual Content, Language