NOTE: This is a revised edition. This work was previously published under the title Dead Barchetta. Music tutor by day and tribute band guitarist by night, Matt "Lerxst" Johnston has woman problems. Well, maybe for a musician that's normal. 1) There's the willowy redhead who tries to kill him in his sleep.
2) There's the hot for music teacher cougar who wants help adjusting her "G-string."
3) There's the knife-wielding rock chick with a soft spot for strays. And...there's grandma, and her "herb garden." Normal? Heh. Before Lerxst can find normal, he must learn the truth about his would-be killer, his family, and himself. And what a long, strange trip it is...