Want a raise, but don't know how to ask for one? Have to pee during your dreaded morning commute? Looking to turn that coworker chemistry into a relationship? Welcome to the life of a twenty-something in the corporate world - learning your worth, dealing with rush hour traffic, and determining where to draw the line between your personal and professional lives. Enjoy real, raw snackable anecdotes and celebrate the embarrassing and victorious testimonials of my perpetual climb up the corporate ladder.