Learn to Speak German—the Dirty Deutsch Way!
If you think German is all
brat
and no
wurst
, you need to think again. German is sexier—and dirtier—than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe—and rank—with creative obscenities, including:
Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte!
Look at that sexy chick!
Literal translation:
Look at that sexy slice!
Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt.
Everyone knows Klaus f**ks well.
Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well.