They've already covered yours in dog hair, so consider this one payback. Inspired by vintage collegiate sweaters, this knit Tennis Ball patterned design by Brass Monkey will be perfect for peeing on fire hydrants near yacht clubs*.*Tiny boat shoes not included.• Super soft, crew neck styled sweater.• Features a vintage-inspired knit 'Tennis Ball Pattern' design.• Includes striping details on the neck and hem.• Available in the three sizes: X-Small (14” / 356mm Chest), Small (16” / 406mm Chest), & Medium (22” / 559mm Chest).• Comes on a heavyweight peggable header card, with sizes (and chest measurements) clearly marked.