"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand."
This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open
The Beard That Stole Christmas
Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain man. Some critics call in a "triumph of beard achievement." We call it a mighty fine gift for any fellow with a beard.
CONTENTS:
Best Damn Beard Wash (6 fl. oz)
Best Damn Beard Oil (0.5 fl. oz)
Big Bourbon Beard Oil (0.5 fl. oz)
Product specs:
According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military.
Made in the USA.