Technology Hates Janet
After she accidentally smashes a floatcar through City Hall, the bureautopia sentences Janet to captaining the starship S.S.
Turkey
and its misfit crew. Her mission: to boldly rescue a prisoner from the one corner of the universe colder than her ex-boyfriend's heart-Pluto. Which, aside from not even being a real planet, is the one place in the universe where chocolate is illegal. In between studying
The Space-Faring Moron's Guide to Common Science Fiction Plot Devices,
falling for a rival captain's boyfriend, and avoiding unnecessary time travel, Janet has a chance to save two worlds . . . or doom them to permanent chocolatelessness.