“Sirs” begins the missive from our imaginary correspondent. “It’s not that I don’t love your original
Big Penis Book
, but that, perhaps, I love it too much. I now become anxious leaving the house without it, and long business trips are simply torture. Couldn’t you make a smaller, less obtrusive edition, still packed with men whose generative members measure over 8 inches, that doesn’t form a suspiciously large bulge in my carry-on luggage? And while you’re at it, could you make it highly affordable, since my pockets are as shallow as this premise?”
Done! The
Little Big Penis Book
features over 150 massively endowed models from the 1940s through the ’90s, including photos by
Bob Mizer of AMG
,
David Hurles of Old Reliable
R
ip Colt of Colt Studio
Craig Calvin Anderson of Sierra Domino
Hal Roth of Filmc
o
Jim Jaeger of Third World Studios
Falcon Studios
Mike Arlen
Fred Bisonnes
Carlos Quiroz
, and
Charles Hovland
in a compact and inexpensive format.
Photos come not just from the original overstuffed 384-page edition, but from subsequent
Big Penis Calendars
, meaning that 30% of the content is unique to this edition. Add a reduced text to make more room for the stunning black-and-white and color photos and how could anyone—big, small, or just right—ask for a better deal?