George Major's story is a remarkable testament of resilience and determination. Abandoned by his mother in the 1940s, he embarked on a relentless quest to find her, fuelled by his deep connection to the vibrant pearly king tradition, which he knew was rooted in her family. Despite facing an abusive father and the chilling presence of his maiden Auntie Hilda, young George was sent away to an approved school in Surrey. Little did he know that his life would soon become a colourful tapestry, interwoven with hilarious escapades and unexpected turns. Long before David Jason immortalised the iconic character of Del Boy, George had already become a beloved figure in the Packham area. His days as a costermonger on the lively streets of London were punctuated by uproarious episodes, only to be temporarily halted by an eventful stint in the army, including a memorable eight weeks in the infamous glasshouse of Colchester. George's deafness, coupled with his irrepressible "cheeky chappie" banter, won over hearts more often than it annoyed, leading to his crowning as the esteemed Pearly King of Peckham during his twenties. In this revered role, George tirelessly championed various charitable causes, crisscrossing the country and mingling with royalty. His unwavering dedication to fundraising brought him face-to-face with numerous members of the royal family, and he even had the honour of dining with the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh. Immerse yourself in the enchanting world of George's memoir, brimming with Dickensian anecdotes and rich pearly lore. This captivating narrative not only chronicles one man's courageous battle against adversity in service of his country but also unveils a vanishing London and a tradition that still illuminates our city streets with its timeless brilliance.