The Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, and it's metastasizing. The growing insanity of the Left has led to the deterioration of civility in the United States. The liberal media and its army of zombified sycophants on Twitter persistently pray for a path of division and destructiveness in our nation. The examples of mainstream media thinking during the first three years of the Trump presidency display the Left's irrational thought process, which has evolved into a diagnosable illness: Trump Derangement Syndrome. Conservatives and tens of millions of Trump supporters will laugh at this satirical rendering of the rhetoric of liberals and their hatred of President Trump. This humorous conservative political commentary provides a chorus of the phrases the Left uses to attack even the most benign action or statement that comes from the Trump White House and captures the voice of those who suffer from this affliction.