Meet Tommy Gee. He's a professional blaster - blows stuff up for a living. His family are crazy enough they could win an audition for Game of Thrones meets The Simpsons.
Tommy's decision to spend a long weekend visiting his incense-burning mother in King's Lynn, on England's east coast, leaves behind eight dead bodies and a suicide. Not that they were all Tommy's fault, but he seems to be a magnet for chaos and the unpredictable. Add to the mix, Tommy's sultry pickpocket sister and his gangly deranged half-brother, and you have the recipe for a frenzied few days. When two Romanian mafia bosses are stirred into the melting pot, along with a sexy bank employee with a cunning plan, things are likely to move from complicated to dangerous before you can turn the page. But Tommy has never been one to worry too much about risks. Accompanied by Muffin, his chocolate-coloured Labrador whose only purpose in life is to find misplaced burgers or unwanted pork scratchings, Tommy Gee's long weekend finds him hanging upside-down in his burning car. Yet we shouldn't be surprised at that. It was just one of the many mishaps be brought on himself after he decided to rob a bank. This book contains a little strong language, some unnecessary violence, a sprinkling of gratuitous sex, a series of implausible situations, and a good dose of irreverent British humour. If you enjoy a gripping plot, thrilling action, and characters you can feel, then hit download, sit back and hold on tight. Tommy Gee has come to town.