Vladimir Scissorpaws is a black and white cat who lives on the south coast of England and who currently owns a Food Slave called Michelle. Vlad uses his daily communications, with his adoring fans, not only to enrich his life but also to complain about the antics of his aforementioned pet. He feels that this is not only cathartic but is also much cheaper than therapy (for him, if not for his Food Slave). This e-tome is a collection of his first year's worth of observations in and around his home at Chez Cat and of the various inhabitants and guests, both feline and (vaguely) human. Welcome to the world of Vladimir Scissorpaws. Once entered, you can never go back.