A personal message from the author:
Lots of individuals in society today are
feeble-minded
. They don't know what the
HELL
is going on. Unfortunately many of these people are responsible for running
THE
COUNTRY
. They don't know the difference between a
PRECIOUS JEWEL
and a piece of animal turd. Their ideas are
MEANINGLESS
, illustrated using
RUBBISH imagery
(often made by a computer). The stupid words they write are always in
BAD FONTS.
Yet still people
HEED
this nonsense. Maybe
YOU
are one of these people?
It's alright.
I am here to
HELP
you. I have a
FULLY-COMPOSED WORLD VIEW
. I have
STRONG
opinions about
EVERYTHING
. And my ideas are
HAND-ILLUSTRATED
and use
REAL HANDWRITING
that you can trust. I know exactly what's going on and am
WILLING
to share my thoughts with you. If you
LISTEN
to what I say then things will quickly improve.
No more weak messages.
No more bad situations.
Shall we proceed?