I WOULD SMELL 500 FARTS, AND I WOULD SMELL 500 MORE ... This grossly hilarious and wonderfully illustrated cartoon book by award-winning and professionally-published cartoonist Darrin Mason is perfect for all ages and reading levels. It tells the story of a fart pushed out by Zac the Zombie. Its a smelly killer that makes its way out to the garden where it comes across a 500 pound fairy. The resulting hilarity is hilarious beyond anyone's wildest imagination and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the enormous power of a fart born of several cans of baked beans. Cartoon picture books as they should be.