As if the Multiverse wasn’t confusing enough! Time travel has now entered the fray, and it plays an integral role in the final chapter of this adventure. Alexander the Great and King Solomon (yes, Alexander the Great and King Solomon) have conscripted Art, Ginny, and Drillbot into the Bureau of Time Travel, an agency tasked with diplomatically resolving problems across the Space-Time-Multinuum. The group must travel backward through time to stop a threat even greater than cosmic teddy bears: the Conspiracy of the Gods, a plot by God-Art that is so nefarious, it might destroy the entire Multiverse. In this novel, destinies will be reached, true love will be found, mysteries will be solved, order will be restored, the best mullet joke in the history of the Multiverse will be told, and Art will finally show some character development. Well, nearly half of those assertions are true. “I thought this author only wrote quintessential Multiversal Adventure Stories, but now he's gone and written the quintessential Multiversal-Time-Travel Adventure Story, too. Who would have guessed such genius could all flow from one guy?” - At least one person on one of the infinite earths in the Space-Time-Multinuum, probably “I think anything you do is great, sweetie! Now, come here and lemme pinch those cheeks!” -The Author’s Grandmother